Valentine's Flowers Starting At $19.99 | Valentine's Day 2019

Valentine's Flowers | Valentine's Day 2019

Let us tell you a story about Bob.

Last Valentine’s Day, Bob was feeling frisky. He walked into a bright pink store to pick out something skimpy… That’s when things started to go wrong.

The pink-store’s selection was picked over, the best skimpy things were only available in XXL and XS. Unbeknownst to Bob, his wife is a Medium. Bob made a grevious error, he grabbed the XXL. During the evening’s Valentine’s Day celebration, Bob gave his wife her skimpy gift. Bob’s wife happily opened her bright-pink bag, her eyes lite up, and then they went red. Bob’s night didn’t end as he wanted.

Don’t be like Bob. Flowers fit anyone.

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Be better than Bob. be hero. Pre-order your Valentine’s Day flowers today.

 
 
 

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